Name:	MartiniMan -	Reply
Subject:	Ad for a husband
Date:	10/13/2020 1:45:25 PM

A young woman was getting dismayed about ever finding a husband so she decided to put an ad in the paper.  In the ad she said she was looking for a man that would treat her nice, wouldn't chase her around when she was out with her friends and was good in bed.  The very next day her doorbell rang and when she opened the door there was a man in a wheelchair with no legs and arms.  She asked him what he wanted and he told her that he was answering her ad for a husband.  She looked at him in shock and cried, "But you're in a wheelchair!"  He replied, "Well I don't have any arms so I can't beat you.  And I don't have any legs so I'm not going to chase you around when you're out with your girlfriends."  She started to cry and exclaimed, "But I want a man that's good in bed!!"  He smiled slyly, winked at her and said, "Well I did ring your doorbell."