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	Name:	Earl Pitts -
	Subject:	To Get You Going
	Date:	2/23/2004 11:52:53 AM

1. Only in the USA......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in USA......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in USA......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in the USA.......do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in the USA......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters!

6. Only in America.......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7 Only in America.....do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America.......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER!
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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To Get You Going - Earl Pitts - 2/23/2004 11:52:53 AM

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