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	Name:	Feb -
	Subject:	Light Humor - French Alert
	Date:	11/9/2005 12:25:07 PM

As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The normal level is "General
Arrogance", and the only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and
"Collaborate".

The rise was precipitated by a recent terrorist fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.