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	Name:	Feb -
	Subject:	Said In Complete & Total Humor
	Date:	4/13/2006 6:42:31 PM

Hey ALSCN, As Clint Smith might say this is your opportunity to make Big pay. I bet you know how to fire up that Big Boat and get the prop(s) at high rev. Wet suit ain't going to help much. Just adds debrie to the water.

Remember Big, I warned you to memorize Clint's Rules. Best disconnect the battery, hit the kill switch or some form of big boat vs. big bore reloading.

ALSCN, if the boat don't crank - well you could always drop that mcrowave overboard at the precise location hooked to an extension cord and turned onto the Bratwurst cycle.

Big, there had best be a lot of rubber content to that wet suit.

ALSCN, Aim for the big head.

Big, Wear a football helmet.

ALCN, Add more weight to the microwave and hope he hangs on.

Big, Let go of the flaming microwave even if the brats are inside.

If it gets any further than this, I am of no further assistance. I would like to read the newspaper story. We might get that one Nation Wide.