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	Name:	Mick -
	Subject:	Eh?
	Date:	9/24/2007 8:03:07 PM

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's
only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra
penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels
on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when
babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME
crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?

(Why did you just try singing the two songs above?)

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?

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