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Name:   rude evin The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   The Knob.............
Date:   12/18/2007 11:27:09 PM

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob', where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face lift..........Of course, the woman wanted the knob..........Over the course of years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.............After fifteen years years the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've loved the results. But, now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them".....The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Thiose aren't bags, those are your breast."...........She said, " Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee then."
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The Knob............. - rude evin - 12/18/2007 11:27:09 PM
     The Knob............. - DirtDiva - 12/19/2007 11:51:21 AM
          The Knob............. - CAT BOAT - 12/19/2007 5:57:01 PM
     The Knob............. - waterbaby - 12/20/2007 6:33:38 PM



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