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	Name:	ALSCN -
	Subject:	Redneck Security System
	Date:	2/25/2008 1:17:48 PM

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM REDNECK STYLE

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo.
Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

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