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Landlocked
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The 7 Dwarfs
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9/4/2008 1:07:52 PM
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A penguin is driving his car on a hot summer day, when he notices that his oil lite is on. He gets out of the car, and sure enough, it's leaking oil all over. He drives around the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it.
The mechanic says that he has a few other cars to look at
first, but he should have a diagnosis in about an hour.
The penguin agrees to come back and then goes for a walk. He finds an ice cream shop and thinks, "Ahhh, a big bowl of ice cream will hit the spot." He sits down at the counter and orders the biggest bowl of vanilla ice cream they have.
After messily scarfing it all down, the penguin returns to the garage to check on his car. "Did you find out what was wrong with my car?" asks the penguin.
"It looks like you've blown a seal," replies the mechanic.
"No, no," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
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