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Name:
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lakngulf
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Subject:
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"Green"
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Date:
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5/24/2012 2:52:30 PM
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This is Cat's message to McGill about the upcoming grilling competition, to the tune of Taylor Swift's "Mean".
"Green"
You, with your Big Green Ego And natural lump coals so hot You, have knocked off on my grill again Got me feeling like its nothing You, with you ATB's and burgers Calling me out when I'm busy You picking on an iron chef man
You think you can take me down with a single steak But you don't know, what you don't know...
Someday, I'll be eating a great Traeger burger And all you're ever gonna be is green Someday, I'll learn how to cook bar-b-que And all you're ever gonna be is green Why you like that grill so green?
You, might can fool Hodja and Talisi And Summer Lover will cave any time Mack might get you by with the Texas crutch Cause the Big Green Egg needs a lot of help Big Foot will judge 'cause I'll never impress you I just wanna fell okay again
I bet you burned your steak And your Coors Lite was not cold And the show ends right now 'Cause you can't lead me down that Green road And you don't know, what you don't know...
Someday I'll be eating fine Traeger Prime Rib And all you're ever gonna be is green Someday, I'll learn how to cook bar-b-que And all you're ever gonna be is green Why you like that big egg so green?
And I can see you years from now at Harbor Docks Talking about the big grill compete With that same big loud opinion But nobody's listening Washed up and ranting about the same old burnt ham Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't cook But all you are is green, and
Someday I'll be eating a great Traeger Burger And all you're ever gonna be is green Someday I'll learn how to cook bar-b-que And all you're ever gonna be is green (with envy) Why you like that grill so green?
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