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	Name:	Old Diver -
	Subject:	Pearly Gates
	Date:	2/18/2012 2:10:57 AM

   St Pete heard a knock on the gates and upon opening them there stood a woman.
   What did you die of," he asked"
   I had a stroke. Come in.

Another knock and there stood a man. When asked how he died, he replied, "A heart attack. Come in.

Later another knock announced a lady standing there. "What did you die of, my child" St Pete asked?
"Gonorrhea"
   "You don't die fron gonorrhea", St Pete replied.
   "You duz if you give it to Big John."

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Pearly Gates - Old Diver - 2/18/2012 2:10:57 AM

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