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Name:
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MAJ USA RET
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Subject:
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BEHOLD THE COROLLARY
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Date:
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10/22/2010 10:47:07 AM
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(he and she are interchangeable)
“She’s lying about me – I’m telling the truth about her”
“he is corrupt – I’m not”
“He doesn’t pay his taxes – I don’t cheat on mine”
“She voted for a 62% pay raise for herself – I have never voted for a pay raise”
“He doesn’t support government scholarships – I support gambling (and the 57,000 new jobs it will bring)”
“She is incompetent because she lost money on ________ - I’ve never made an accounting error”
“I support the police department – he does not support the police department”
“I will fight crime – she will not fight crime”
“I am for teachers – he is against teachers”
“I will bring nnnnnn jobs to Alabama – he is for earmarks”
“She is against good healthcare – I am for good healthcare”
“She is a liberal who voted 100% with Pelosi – I am a conservative who will vote 100% against Pelosi”
PLEASE… I NEED AN AIR-SICK BAG! GAG ME WITH A SPOON.
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