Name:   lotowner - Subject:   Coalition of Muslim Leaders Date:   2/27/2011 6:34:33 PM

This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States that if military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more Presidents either.

It's gonna get ugly!