Name:   MAJ USA RET - Subject:   LGBQWERTY Date:   10/27/2022 11:04:31 PM

If you watch Jeopardy, you might surmise that 33% of the US population is LGBQWERTY.

Personally, for the tournament of champions, I’d like to see Amy Schneider (large ugly man dressed in pearls over cashmere) face off against Rowan Ward (large ugly woman with a buzz cut and Cheshire cat smile).

The winner could take on Mattea Roach (plentifully pierced piece of homo work with a flipper complex).

If nobody comes out on top (whatever), they could all be locked in a room with no windows – forced to listen to “Achy Breaky Heart” played on repeat - while they all try to answer the clue “XX and XY.”

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This could all be quite amusing...

if I didn't have to worry about the culture my grandchildren are going to navigate.

- - LMF Curmudgeon