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Tallyman
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Incorrecto mundo
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3/15/2007 3:32:41 PM
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While I was drafting my retort to the stuck-up Miss Ilovelakemartin (ILLM) I was interrupted by a meeting and lunch and my lovely assistant, Skippy, as in assistant not secretary Skippy, completed my blog without my permission, and told some fibs. To set the record straight, I do not currently have condos in Bar Harbor, Key West, or Aspen.
Skippy, BTW, got her nickname because when she worked at the hospital and walked by men undergoing EKGs their T-Waves would go, "skip, skip, skip," and the doctor would call for the nitro, just in case. She's real cute, if mischievious, and Ms. Tallyman doesn't worry about Skippy and me because, as Ms. Tallyman puts it, "You ain't all that cool."
Anyway, the playful Skippy has put a want ad in the Riyadh Times, in Riyadh, Miss ILLM, which you might know, is in Saudi Arabia.
She's advertising my condo in the local paper and hopes a sheik with three burqued wives and ten teen-age boys, will buy it. She hopes all of the skeiklets own pontoon boats and will utilyze public launching areas along with the rest of the condo-owning trash. However, she assures me that the sheiklets aren't paying anyone 10 USD or, 37.45 riyals, to dump their boats in the lake.
With regard to the foregoing, I'm not sure whether Skippy is kidding or whether she has already done this. I'll let you know later.
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