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	Name:	BDGRIFF -
	Subject:	Good News/Bad News
	Date:	9/20/2007 8:40:12 PM

10. Good News: Auburn has two quarterbacks.
Bad News: Tuberville plays them.

9. Good News: Auburn has a good punt returnee.
Bad News: Auburn’s opponents don’t need to punt.

8. Good News: Auburn is better than Notre Dame.
Bad News: Auburn does not play Notre Dame.

7. Good News: Auburn has nine games left.
Bad News: Auburn can’t play Kansas State nine more times.

6. Good News: Auburn won’t lose on national TV this week.
Bad News: Auburn will lose on Pay-Per-View this week.

5. Good News: New Mexico State is not ranked in the Top 50.
Bad News: Neither is Auburn.

4. Good News: New Mexico State has no defense.
Bad News: Auburn has no offence.

3. Good News: Tuberville has no “buy-out” clause in his contract.
Bad News: His phone is not ringing.

2. Good News: Auburn’s “search plane” is in the air.
Bad News: No one will let it land.

1. Good News: Auburn is not paying their Head Coach 4 million per year.
Bad News: Alabama is

ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good News/Bad News - BDGRIFF - 9/20/2007 8:40:12 PM

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