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Name:
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HubCap
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Bedtime Prayers
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7/15/2011 7:45:00 AM
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> > > Bedtime Prayers > > A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her > a story and listened to her prayers which ended by > saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, > God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." > > The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye > Grandpa?' > > The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just > seemed like the thing to do." > > The next day grandpa died. The father thought it > was a strange coincidence. > > A few months later the father put the girl to bed > and listened to her prayers which went like this, > "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good- > bye Grandma." > > The next day the grandmother died. > > "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in > contact with the other side." > > Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed > the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and > good-bye Daddy." > > He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep > all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to > his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had > lunch and watched the clock. > > He figured if he could get by until midnight he > would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so > instead of going home at the end of the day he > stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch > and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight > arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. > > When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen > you work so late. What's the matter?" > > He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just > spent the worst day of my life." > > She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll > never believe what happened to me. This morning > my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my > lesson!"
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