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Name:
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Zman
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Subject:
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Be-a-legend opportunity
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Date:
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3/9/2012 8:30:26 PM
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On January 9 a group of Pekin Il, bikers
were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria
bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, George a big burly man of 43,
gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper,
and says to the girl tottering on the rail, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn’t want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a
be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump,
why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did
just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed
immediately by another one.
After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the
onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then says, "Wow! That was the
best kiss I have ever had, Honey!
That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"
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