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	Name:	Capt D -
	Subject:	Halloween joke
	Date:	10/30/2006 12:26:48 PM

HALLOWEEN JOKE
> >
> > A man was walking home alone late one foggy night when behind him he hears:
> >
> >
> > > BUMP...
> >
> >
> > > BUMP...
> >
> > >
> >
> > > BUMP...
> >
> >
> > > Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog, he makes out
the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the
street toward him
> >
> > >
> >
> > > BUMP...
> >
> > >
> >
> > > BUMP...
> >
> > >
> >
> > > BUMP...
> >
>> >
> > > Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
bouncing quickly behind him
> >
> >
> >
> > > FASTER...
> >
> > >
> >
> > > FASTER...
> >
> > >
> >
> > > BUMP...
> >
> > >
> >
> > > BUMP...
> >
> > >
> >
> > > BUMP...
> >
> > >
> > > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
> >
> > >
> >
> > > However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
> >
> > > clappity-BUMP...
> >
>>
>>
> > > clappity-BUMP...
> >
> > >
>>clappity-BUMP...
> >
> > >
> >
> > > on his heels, the terrified man runs.
> >
> > >
> >
> > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.
> >
> > >
> >
> > > With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
> >
> > >
>> >
> > > Bumping and clapping toward him.
> >

> > >
> >
> > > The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
> >
> > > but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
> >
> > >
> >

> >
> > > Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
> >
> > >
> >
> > >
>> >
> > >
> >
> > > and,
> >
> >
> > >
> >
> > >
> >
> > >
> >
> > > The coffin stops!!!!!
> >

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