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Maverick
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Joke of the Day
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4/9/2007 4:44:25 PM
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Had to share ROFLMAO after I read this one. May be old but I have never seen it before today.
Little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
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> >around the block?"
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> >Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
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> >"What's that mean?" asked the child.
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> >"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
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> >The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take
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> >Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the
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> >dog was in heat, and to come to you."
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> >Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
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> >He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's
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> >backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go
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> >now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the
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> >block."
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> >The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog
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> >on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
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> >(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
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> >The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
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> >block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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