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Name:
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POLAR
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Subject:
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Real Men of Genius
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9/16/2007 12:54:13 PM
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ST LOUIS, MO - (Begin Bud Light theme music)Announcer: Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius" Backup singer: Reaaaaal Men Of Genius
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Irrational, Inferior Auburn Fan.
Backup singer: Mr. Irrational, Inferior Auburn Faaaaaan!
Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking.
Backup singer: Why aren't we number one?
Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when your team finds a way to blow another dream season.
Backup singer: Kenny Irons had turf toe!
Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the 2004 undefeated season.
Backup singer: Still couldn't win a national championship!
Announcer: You will point out that you have won five in a row and call it the thumb so that your graduates can put that number in proper perspective.
Backup singer: Thank God for the sociology department!
Announcer: Go on, ignore that you have only won half of a national championship in your school's long history, and continue to believe that you'll get a piece of that pie next year.
Backup singer: Tuberville declared us People's Champs in 2004!
Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't win a national championship next year, you will still have one hell of a swim team.
Backup singer: Mr. Irrational, Inferior Auburn Fan.
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