Name:   MartiniMan - Subject:   Read what you wrote Date:   7/1/2020 4:18:29 PM

I prefer Kettle One but Grey Goose is a fine substitute.  Never dirty for me and I prefer my olives with pimento.....and yes, Mortens does a fine job.  My favorite martini place is a little place in Woodland Hills, CA called Monty's Steak House (an old mafia hangout).  Had many a fine martini there....sometimes too many martinis. 

Gave a martini drinking friend a chef's apron that said the following:

One Martini

Two Martooni's

Twee Martweeni's

Floor

Or my favorite martini joke. 

Why are martini's like breasts?  One is not enough but three is too many.