Name:   Old Diver - Subject:   The Game Warden Date:   12/12/2020 9:54:39 PM

A game warden saw an old man walking off the dock with a bucket full of fish. "Don't you know these fish are out of season," he said. "I am going to give you a ticket."

   "Now wait Mr. Gamewarden, "These are my pet fish. Every day I bring them down to the lake and let them swim for an hour and take them home. Here, just let me show you." With that he poured the fish into the lake.

   After waiting some 30 minutes the gamewarden asked the man, "Where are your fish?"

    "What fish?"