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Name:   LonghornBoater The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Rectum Stretcher
Date:   11/3/2015 12:10:49 PM

> While she was 'flying' down the road a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
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> The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
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> To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
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> 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
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> I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
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> The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
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> 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
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> 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked.
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> 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
>
> Traffic Ticket $95.00
> Court Costs $45.00
> Look on the Cop's Face................ PRICeLeSS

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Rectum Stretcher - LonghornBoater - 11/3/2015 12:10:49 PM
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