Name:   LonghornBoater - Subject:   BAR JOKE Date:   2/22/2018 10:39:41 AM

 

A union boss walks in from the factory next door and is about to 

order a beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a TRUMP

“Make America Great Again” cap with two beers sitting in front of him.

The union boss doesn’t need to be an Einstein to know that this guy 

is a Republican, so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that 

everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender....  but 

not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been passed out, the Republican gives him 

a big smile, waves at him then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the union boss.

After a few minutes, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks 

for everyone except the Republican.  As before, this doesn’t seem to 

bother the Republican.  He nods and smiles, and again yells, "Thank you!"

A few more minutes pass and the union boss orders another round of 

drinks for everyone except the Republican.

Just as before, this STILL doesn't seem to faze the Republican who 

continues smiling and again yells out, "Thank you!!"

Frustrated that he can’t seem to get the guy angered, the union boss 

asks the bartender, "What is wrong with that Republican?  I’ve 

ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and 

all the dummy does is smile and thank me.  Is he nuts...?"

"Nope," replies the bartender.  "He owns the place."

ADVICE TO DEMOCRATS, LIBERALS AND ALL LEFTIES:

WHEN YOUR HORSE DIES, IT’S TIME TO DISMOUNT.