Name:   Aardvark - Subject:   AN EASY WAY TO REMEMBER RED LIGHTS Date:   7/11/2014 12:36:19 AM

I see hundreds of red lights going from right to left after the fireworks.  It is burned in my memory by now, as is the dumbest guy on Little Kowaliga Creek, and that would be Mr. Green Light going the other way.  Or maybe that is Ms. Green Light, the blonde who thinks everyone else is going the wrong way.  However, the four letter thingy did help me remember which side is port.