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BHAM
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Bush debris
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3/13/2013 8:04:38 AM
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I've got to cut a bunch of bushes way down this weekend and wonder if there is any place up around the Bay Pines area where I could dispose of the cuttings. Any ideas would be appreciated.
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lakngulf
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Bush debris
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3/13/2013 9:13:10 AM
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Oh, I thought this was going to be about "blaming something else on Bush"
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BHAM
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Bush debris
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3/13/2013 9:16:14 AM
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Nope, I'm blaming it on vegetation (of course there may be a political joke there somewhere too). Just didn't want to haul a truckload back to Birmingham.
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MotorMan
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Bush debris
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3/13/2013 11:05:32 AM
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I read the joke section and found this:
SECRET CODE:
After a President has been in office for 1 year it is customary for the last President to send a note to the new president. So when the note came from Bush to Obama, the President was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was:
370H-SSV-0773H
This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged. So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it.
They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.
Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House.. They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message.
Now there was complete panic in the Oval Office. They called all of their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up with an answer. A special emergency meeting was called by the staff. All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CiA, FBi were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.
After a sleepless night, a now humbled President Obama picked up the phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.
George Bush chuckled and replied---" you're holding it upside down"!
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pollaet
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Bush debris
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3/13/2013 12:29:36 PM
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HAHAHA
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GoneFishin
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Bush debris
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3/13/2013 1:31:31 PM
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It may help the trimming go faster if you remember "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"!!! As to your original question, I just read that Jeb Bush's son is running for Land Commissioner in TX. If he wins, give him a call. Sorry, I can't be of further assistance since I voted for Obama.
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BHAM
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Bush debris
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3/13/2013 1:45:00 PM
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I can see I made a large mistake with the title "Bush Debris". I guess I could have called it "Limb Removal" but that would have been even worse! So, no remotely serious suggestions, huh?
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GoneFishin
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Bush debris
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3/13/2013 2:21:06 PM
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Go online and bring up the county website. Call public works.
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Lifer
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Bush debris
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3/13/2013 4:43:32 PM
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Pile it up. Burn it. Problem solved.
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