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Name:	LifeTime Laker -	Reply
Subject:	True friends
Date:	5/9/2008 3:19:33 PM

'True' Friendship

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you
sad like a spider monkey.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is
choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every
chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories
about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I &nbs p; don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your
clumsiness.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends,

Then get depressed because you can only think of 4

Name:	Summer Lover -	Reply
Subject:	True friends
Date:	5/9/2008 4:08:04 PM

Four? I can't think of four. I guess in my sorrow I will pull on the tap and pour a glass of beer... Come to think about it, if I did have friends, the keg would empty far too quickly. Cheers!

Name:	LifeTime Laker -	Reply
Subject:	True friends
Date:	5/9/2008 5:03:11 PM

To define freinds:

A friend will bail you out of jail.

Your BEST friend will be sitting beside you saying man we really screwed up this time.

Name:	CAT BOAT -	Reply
Subject:	True friends
Date:	5/10/2008 10:21:27 AM

Your BEST friend will be sitting beside you saying man we really screwed up this time.

True.....True......

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