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lotowner
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Heaviest Element Yet Known
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2/23/2010 3:40:57 PM
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Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered. Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.
The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism.
Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Remedy - November 2, 2010 is General Election day. The entire House of Representatives will be elected or reelected.
The voters will decide if we will have more Pelosium's & Senatorium's or not.
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Talullahhound
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Heaviest Element Yet Known
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2/23/2010 4:49:12 PM
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LOL!!
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MAJ USA RET
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Funny
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2/23/2010 11:06:02 PM
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I know y'all think this is funny. I’ve recently been to San Francisco (SFO) and mostly things seem normal out there. So… I ask myself… how does this Nancy Pelosi get away with this nonsense? And… I can’t figure it out. SFO is a bursting metropolis of business and humanity… struggling for the things for which you and I struggle. (Well… they do have that San Andreas fault thingy… and they are going to have the BIG ONE soon.) The San Andreas notwithstanding, how does this botoxed… and not unattractive for her age… fussbudget (al la Schultz) manage to co-opt a significant house of our government? Wherein lies her strength?
Surely we have a transplant from the Left Coast who can explain this dichotomy.
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widgethater
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Funny
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2/25/2010 2:09:04 PM
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Major- She comes from a family of Baltimore politicians who did not have the greatest of reputations. So I guess she learned at the feet of her Daddy.(Her dad was the mayor of Baltimore when I lived there.(1938-1970ish)
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