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oneshot
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great state of taxas
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8/3/2004 2:42:08 PM
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THE FUTURE OF TEXAS > > > > > > > > > > Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to > > > > > secede from the Union (please refer to the Texas-American > > > > > Annexation Treaty of 1848). > > > > > > > > > > We Texans love y'all, but we'll have to take action if Kerry > > wins > > > > > president over Bush. We'll miss you too. > > > > > > > > > > Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time to get > > > > > used to the results. After seeing the whiners along the > > > > > campaign route, the folks from Texas are considering taking > > > > > matters into our their hands. > > > > > > > > > > Here is our solution: > > > > > > > > > > #1: Let John Kerry become President of the United States. > > > > > (all 49 states.) > > > > > > > > > > #2: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic > > > > > Of Texas. > > > > > > > > > > So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic? > > > > > > > > > > 1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. (we will control the > > > > > space industry.) > > > > > > > > > > 2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States. > > > > > > > > > > 3. Defense Industry. (we have over 65% of it) The term "Don't > > > > > mess with Texas," will take on a whole new meaning. > > > > > > > > > > 4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas > > > > > will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry > > > > > about that. > > > > > > > > > > 5. Natural Gas - Again we have all we need and it's too bad > > > > > about those northern states. John Kerry will figure a way > > > > > to keep them warm... > > > > > > > > > > 6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in > > producing > > > > > computer chips and communications: Small places like > > > > > Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National > > > > > Semiconductor, Motorola,Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied > > Materials, > > > > > Ball Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel, > > > > > Alcatel, Etc, Etc. The list goes on and on. > > > > > > > > > > 7. Health Centers - We have the largest research centers for > > > > > Cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma > > > > > units in the world and other large health planning centers. > > > > > > > > > > 8. We have enough colleges to keep us going: UT Texas, > > > > > A&M, Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston, > > > > > Baylor, UNT, Texas Women's University, Ivy grows better > > > > > in the south anyway > > > > > > > > > > 9. We have a ready supply of workers. (just open the border > > > > > when we need some more) > > > > > > > > > > 10. We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, > > > > > etc. > > > > > > > > > > 11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National > > > > > Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don't have > > > > > an army but since everybody down here has at least six > > > > > rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an army in 24 > > hours > > > > > if we need it. If the situation really gets bad, we can > > always > > > > > call Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over > > > > > a couple Texas Rangers. > > > > > > > > > > 12. We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs and > > > > > several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and lets not > > > > > forget seafood from the gulf. And everybody down here > > > > > knows how to cook them so that they taste good. Don't > > > > > need any food. > > > > > > > > > > This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic > > > > > Of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we > > > > > need and don't have. > > > > > > > > > > Now to the rest of the United States under President Kerry: > > > > > Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, > > > > > only President Kerry will be able to drive around in his 9 mile > > > > > per gallon SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk > > > > > or ride bikes. > > > > > > > > > > You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut > > > > > off your communications. You won't have any natural gas to > > > > > heat your homes but since Mr. Kerry has predicted global > > > > > warming, you will not need the gas. > > > > > > > > > > Signed, The People in Texas > > > > > > > > > > Have a nice day! > > > > < > >
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LifeTime Laker
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I'm moving to Texas!!
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8/3/2004 2:47:44 PM
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Got room one more? I'll bring my own guns and ammo and be proud to take a position on the northern border.....lol. We know we will be safe because a President sKerry would never wage war.
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Z71girl
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8/3/2004 2:49:36 PM
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I sure will miss AL.
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oneshot
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I'm moving to Texas!!
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8/3/2004 2:51:56 PM
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That's a fact Jack
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lakebum
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8/3/2004 5:37:47 PM
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We can almost do that here...except for the gas and oil...and I'm not really sure about that..
Always thot the AL militia was next to none..
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LukeSkywalker
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Only two things in Texas
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8/3/2004 7:22:44 PM
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And all the steers were moved to Kansas City.
Texas: Where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.
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oneshot
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Only two things in Texas
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8/3/2004 9:49:18 PM
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You must be from Georgia, to have such know how, huh???? LOL
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lamont
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8/4/2004 7:50:04 AM
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I am originally from Texas and both sides of my parents family are still there so, I suppose I could move back. Must admit, I prefer this area of the world much more. The only thing that concerns me about this post is militarily, how will we protect ourselves from the massive troops Kerry will assemble. You know, the U.N. and the French. You know it's not like you Texans can rely on the likes of Daniel Boone, Davy Crockett, etc. Oh well, REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
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oneshot
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8/4/2004 9:52:35 AM
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lamont, I'm not from Texas but I like the concept. As far as the UN, no worries, they cant make up their mind so no action. The French would surerender at the first shot....LOL
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LukeSkywalker
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Nope! Alex City
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8/4/2004 2:58:13 PM
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Born and raised.
Had the displeasure of having to deal with a bunch of Texas ranchtards over the years.
No way around it though. You can't legally take their money without having to interact with them at some level :)
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