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rude evin
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Piglets
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2/23/2007 8:30:48 PM
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Last Tuesday as the President got off the helicopter in front of the White House he was carrying a piglet under each arm. The stoic, squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said " nice pigs sir". The President, put him at ease and replied, " seargent, these are not pigs, they are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Pelosi. The Marine again snapped his heels, came to attention, saluted and said...................." excellent trade sir!"
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fulltimer
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Piglets
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2/24/2007 11:38:19 AM
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I really liked that one!
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Lakeman
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Piglets
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2/24/2007 7:27:47 PM
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I was kicking the slats out of my baby bed when that one first came out. Try again.
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rude evin
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Piglets
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2/25/2007 6:45:37 PM
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Not sure if that makes you an old f*rt ,or, a young wippersnapper!
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Lakeman
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Piglets
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2/25/2007 6:55:52 PM
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Old F@RT.
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LifeTime Laker
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Gotta luv Bubba
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2/26/2007 7:31:41 PM
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Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool.. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...ya'll have all the babes you want!
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"Lord Almighty!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"
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