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360degrees
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The Old Cow
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7/27/2007 8:01:27 AM
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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car, the driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me"! " My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.
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rude evin
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And the old Bull...
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7/27/2007 10:08:14 AM
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A guy named Joe was traveling thru Mexico on vacation, lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting short his trip, he attempts to make his way home, but he is stopped by the US customs agent at the border. "M ay I see your identification please ?" asks the agent. "I sorry, but I lost my wallet" replied the guy. "Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry" says the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and George W. Bush on the other" "This I gotta see" replies the agent. With that , Joe drops his pants and shows the agent. "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Have a safe trip to Boston." "Thanks" he says. "How did you know I was from Boston?" The agent replies, "I recognized Ted Kennedy in the middle."
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Great one.
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BigFoot
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And the old Bull...
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7/27/2007 11:11:05 AM
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This is hilarious....something tells me that rude evin could tell jokes all day and never run out.....if I hear a good one, I have to tell it the same day or I will forget the important details........
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CAT BOAT
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And the old Bull...
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7/27/2007 1:17:35 PM
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Today's intertainment is a lot better than yesterday for sure.
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waterbug
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The Old Cow
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7/27/2007 1:49:59 PM
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You guys are cracking me up!
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