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LifeTime Laker
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Man of the house
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8/24/2007 10:57:03 AM
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A mild-mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop self-esteem and gave him a booklet on assertiveness training, which the man read on his way home.
When he walked through the door and his wife came to greet him he told her, “From now on I’m the man of this house and my word is law. When I come home from work, I want my dinner on the table. Now go upstairs and lay me some clothes on the bed, because I’m going out with the boys tonight. Then draw my bath. When I get out of the tub, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
“The undertaker,” she replied
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CAT BOAT
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Man of the Bus
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8/24/2007 12:29:03 PM
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I stole this one today from someone else.
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and
finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?
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flathead
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Man of the house
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8/24/2007 5:44:27 PM
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you ever carried your wife around like a six pack or a bowling ball??
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