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BigFoot
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2007 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
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12/22/2007 2:51:10 PM
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Yes, the writers strike goes on....but one has broken thru the pickets just in the nick of time. Unfortunately, this one was the lowest paid...Sooo, you get what you pay for!
BEST NEW MEDICAL CONDITION AWARD goes to redleg6 in suggesting that kizma might have “a mild case of cranial rectal defilade”.
BEST 2ND OPINION OF A MEDICAL CONDITION AWARD goes to MythBuster for his diagnosis of kizma's case of cranial rectal defilade as being “anything but mild”. Mythbuster to the rescue again!
THERE ARE SOME THINGS I JUST WON'T DO AWARD goes to Feb who, in a funky mood, declared on 2/21 that he "will p$ss off my deck and get lakeman's urinal support but REFUSES to look out over anyone else's d+ck”. Go, feb, you've GOT to stand for something!!
LEWIS GRIZZARD DOWN-HOME HUMOR AWARD goes to rude evin for his quick-witted quips throughout the year--but especially for his retort to Nutin Bitein on 6/26. NB posted about the horror of finding a big snake coming out from under his jetski on floating lift one morning...rude suggested that he may have “added to the solid waste discharge coming from the the plant overflow in Dadeville!”
DUMD SPLINTER MUSCLE AWARD (named in honor of Jim's '06 Award winner) goes to Nutin Bitein for his response to rude evin that "thanks to Starbucks, the system was cleaned out so in the absence only puckered”......very descriptive NB and just another good reason not to kiss everything that puckers!
BEST EXPLANATION OF WHY SANTA'S NOT COMING AWARD goes to Jim who informed us that “someone shot his root off”.
BEST EXPLANATION OF AN EXPLANATION AWARD goes to who else but rude evin who took up for Santa in saying “I would not be in a giving mood either”!
BEST MARKETING PLOY FOR WAL-MART goes to CAT for his skillful promotions for the "ho's hangouts" available in the garden center... they still can't keep them in stock!....got one on backorder, baby!
BEST MARINE/MARITAL CONNECTION goes to Osms who declared that “Searays are like wives—need a new one every now and then”. Hope you are enjoying your 5th one, osms....Searay, that is!
GROSSEST JOKE AWARD from the Jokes forum....tough decision here. The candidates are Ghostman (football fart), DirtDiva (Ladies Electronics), and ALSCN (chili joke)...and the Biggie goes to ALSCN for 'chili joke'....that's the gift that keeps on giving there...still can't eat chili after that one!
DAMNDEST ATTEMPT TO GET A BET ON AWARD from the Sports Forum goes to Maverick and rude evin for this 'twilight zone' approach to getting a bet going. Jim, Lakeman, and DirtDiva worked the sidelines as color analysts....dadgummed thing went on for three threads and I don't think the bet is consummated yet!.... da daaa da da, da daa da da
BEST NEW IDEA FOR RIP-RAP WALL goes to jlazc who wishes for rocks pre-trained to “place themselves neatly into a wall” while he drinks Coors Light and eats ribeye. I like your tastes, jlazc...in beer, steak, and stones!
NOW YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU DON'T AWARD goes to the member most prone to disappearing acts. The candidates are Jim, roswellric, and jawjagal...........and the Biggie goes to jawjagal who disappeared in March, popped in to wish all a happy Father's Day in June, and then fell off the face of the earth. We miss you JAW and want you back!!
BEST FEEL-GOOD STORY AWARD goes to LifeTime Laker for his post about the Polk Co., FL Sheriff Judd. Some thug had shot and killed a deputy...when the SWAT team found him (hiding with the dead deputy's gun), they pumped 68 rounds into him. Judd was asked by the Orlando Sentinel why they shot him 68 times...Judd's reply was "that's all the bullets we had”. Great story...was worth repeating here. That's right-- A Biggie for Mr. Iggie!....
I'M IN EVEN BIGGER TROUBLE AWARD goes to Cat for his intestinal fortitude in posting the "mav to son" thread from the Jokes Forum. Although initially nominated for I'm in Big Trouble Award, BigFoot saw a definite need to upgrade this category!
THERE'S YOUR TROUBLE AWARD goes to Maverick for his counter post to Cat. It don't take BigFoot long to sniff out a BIGTIME counter-punch!
LITTLE FREDDIE MAVERICK AWARD (previously known as the MAVERICK award) goes to who else but Maverick! That's right! Mav has successfully defended his title with that late counter-punch to CAT, who is a very worthy runner-up to the title.
...and now BigFoot wants to push frivolity aside for the moment...
BEST PHOTOS AWARD goes to Edge for his most excellent pics of the 'Searay run aground'...WAY AGROUND! Incredible shots! Thanks for sharing those, Edge!
CAN'T MAKE CHICKEN SALAD FROM CHICKEN FEATHERS AWARD goes to au67 for this excellent response in the "who's responsible" thread of 4/04 ....worth a re-read!
BEST OVERALL POST goes to DirtDiva for her 11/15 post “True Value”. This entire thread puts things in the proper perspective. If you missed it, go read it! There's more to DirtDiva than gross jokes!
CLEAN UP THIS FORUM AWARD goes to Webmaster for his ongoing efforts to maintain the integrity of this forum and keep it as the best lake community forum in the country! Thanks, Webmaster....now please don't delete this post!
WE MUST PROTECT OUR LAKE AWARD: What a year for candidates for this one!...so many have done so much in this most unusual year.... redleg6, osms, maverick, carnac, all the officers and members of HOBO and Lake Watch, all the businesses supporting those organizations, and especially those in the trenches volunteering their time, labor, gas, and money toward this most important cause... ..and the Biggie goes to redleg6 for his untiring efforts to help protect Lake Martin from those with less honorable priorities.
Well, there you have it. If I have offended anyone, then I have done my job. Seriously, peace to all!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all! May 2008 bring many big showers and fill up our beautiful lake!
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Feb
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Great Job
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12/22/2007 3:02:02 PM
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No one but you could do it any better. You Be Legend.
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LifeTime Laker
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2007 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
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12/22/2007 6:04:01 PM
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After all my offensives posts I end up with the feel good award. The forums gods must have been in the egg nog already....lol. Great job once again BF, but I think Council Roc Doc should have been a nominee for the dissapearing act too.
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JIM
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2007 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
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12/22/2007 6:06:18 PM
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Bigfoot great job,looks like about a 12 beer job. Kinda reminds me of a sore dock, can`t be beat. As the old stripper Baby Dumplins use to say at the Lakewood Fair a Ganza ,MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A FLAPPY NEW YEAR . LOL
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Osms
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12/22/2007 6:17:50 PM
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Great job, Bigfoot, but there needs to be another award for:
Best, and maybe biggest, CLASS ACT on the Forum. And, of course, that goes to BIGFOOT.
P.S. We've got to get you a HOBO flag for the entrance flagpole to Ospreyland.
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au67
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2007 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
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12/22/2007 8:40:10 PM
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Bigfoot,
Great effort and an enjoyable read. Merry Christmas to you and all the forum readers.
au67
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BigFoot
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Great Job
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12/22/2007 9:36:42 PM
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No, Feb. You be Legend (and my good friend)....I be hack writer.
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BigFoot
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12/22/2007 9:39:53 PM
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Gosh, Jim. This is an award winner here. I am going to push this one into the 2008 pool. Bigtime classic...Merry Christmas, Jim, to you and family!
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BigFoot
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12/22/2007 9:41:46 PM
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I would display it with great pride...and gladly pay for getting it done...thanks, Osms.
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rude evin
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12/22/2007 11:03:54 PM
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Here's to BigFoot....................the first inductee into the Lake Martin Area Forum Writer's Guild Hall of Fame...............otherwise known, down where Cat and the Ho's Hang out as the "LMAFWGHofF"............
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Osms
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12/23/2007 12:10:57 AM
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We'd love for you to fly our flag---Do you sew???
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BigFoot
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12/23/2007 8:50:13 AM
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No..but I hear there will a BETSY ROSS AWARD next year for the seamster/seamstress contributing the most to getting BF a 3x5 HOBO flag for OspreyLand!
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Osms
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Now you're talking....
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12/23/2007 8:52:14 AM
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Lakeman
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12/23/2007 10:35:14 AM
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BigFoot that was a treat to read. Thanks for your posts on the forum and I think you should get the prize for the best post of '07.
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CAT BOAT
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12/24/2007 9:48:37 AM
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My "Hose Hang Out" still don't work like everybone elses'. Great post BIGFOOT. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL.
The Northington Family.
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BigFoot
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12/24/2007 10:12:13 AM
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I should have listed the organization CALM along with HOBO and Lake Watch in paying tribute to those groups working toward a better Lake Martin. Perhaps, there are also others out there that I am unaware of. My apologies for this omission.
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BigFoot
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12/24/2007 10:18:50 AM
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CAT, I am also pushing this one into the '08 pool....you might want to reread it....can you say BEST FREUDIAN SLIP AWARD? lol....Merry Christmas!.......thanks all for the kind words....and Happy New Year!
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Council Roc Doc
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12/24/2007 1:01:24 PM
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I will say that I have enjoyed the lively banter here this year more than ever. We have a group of witty and clever posters that I can't compete with often times. This forum can be proud of itself for all the advice, wisdom and humor that eminates from its pages and threads!
Wishing to all of the members a joyous Christmas and a prosperous 2008 with lake levels at 489.5 until October!
CRD
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