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lakngulf
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The Ballad of BigFoot
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8/24/2010 9:11:47 AM (updated 8/24/2010 9:41:23 AM)
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Come and listen to my story about a man named ‘Foot
Retired to the lake after teaching from a book
Thought he’d pass the time by working in the lawn
But that just gave him a great big yawn
(Bored that is, big time, need some excitement)
Then one day he and the Misses knew they were set
From what the ‘Foot had found while surfing on the ‘net
He found the Lake Martin forum was the best place to be
The characters he found there are the best you’ll ever see
(They talk about sports that is, and bumpers, water level, cooking, and small engines)
‘Foot paid attention to each and every post
He liked all of them, but the funny ones the most
Thought to himself I really like this stuff
I need to honor some but should really make it tough
(Awards that is, BigFoot style, End of Year analysis, Grading on a curve)
Later, the ‘Foot saw the light and had a great idea
He should start a pool, and the winner gets a beer
College Football-palooza was born amidst all the chatter
And ‘Foot reported every Sunday with precise mindless babble
(Results that is, Leonard’s Losers style, someone must be cheating)
Now we all look forward to the awards and the pool
We visit the forum often to see who gets taken to school
‘Foot thanks the Webmaster and his bountiful staff
For giving us a means for some excitement and a laugh
(Spew City that is, morning coffee, beer, Lake Martin lemonade)
(Yall post here, now ,,,, ya hear)
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