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Name:	Capt D -	Reply
Subject:	Halloween joke
Date:	10/30/2006 12:26:48 PM

HALLOWEEN JOKE
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> > A man was walking home alone late one foggy night when behind him he hears:
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> > > BUMP...
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> > > Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog, he makes out
the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the
street toward him
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> > > BUMP...
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> > > Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
bouncing quickly behind him
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> > > FASTER...
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> > > FASTER...
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> > > BUMP...
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> > > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
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> > > However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
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> > > clappity-BUMP...
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> > > clappity-BUMP...
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>>clappity-BUMP...
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> > > on his heels, the terrified man runs.
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> > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.
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> > > With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
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> > > Bumping and clapping toward him.
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> > > The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
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> > > but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
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> > > Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
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> > > The coffin stops!!!!!
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Name:	Feb -	Reply
Subject:	Halloween joke
Date:	10/30/2006 1:08:19 PM

Two teenagers were walking past a deserted and supposedly hanted (way my Grandfather pronounced it) house, and they heard this rapping noise from inside.

They dared and double dawg dared each other to go investigate.

They push the door aside and enter. The rapping noise gets louder.

They go toward the old delapidated staircase, and they can tell the wrapping noise is coming from upstairs.

They slowly climb the stairs, and the rapping get louder.

Once upstairs, they can tell the rapping is coming from the actic.

They pull down the actic stairs, and the rapping is getting even louder.

They climb into the actic and see a large old trunk over to one side of the actic, and they can tell the rapping is coming from the trunk.

They go over and slowly open the trunk and guess what they find?

Cat Boat singing. (actual joke says wrapping paper)

Name:	PC Al -	Reply
Subject:	Halloween joke
Date:	10/30/2006 6:49:52 PM

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the s**t out of a ghost."

Happy Halloween

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