Name:	GoneFishin -	Reply
Subject:	Amazing Announcement Stay Tuned
Date:	7/8/2014 10:42:21 PM

 NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—N.B.A. superstar LeBron James said Tuesday morning that he would announce the name of the team that he is signing with on Thursday at a special session of the United Nations General Assembly to be convened especially for that purpose.

“This decision affects everyone on the planet,” James said. “I want to let all the nations on Earth know at the same time.”

Name:	MartiniMan -	Reply
Subject:	What sport does he play?
Date:	7/9/2014 10:07:45 AM

Just kidding but since I only follow the NFL and college football, basketball and wrestling I could care less what this guy does.  The way he left Cleveland was disgraceful but I chalked it up to bad advice and him being young and naive.  But the way he is handling this move tells me he is the problem.  I could care less about the NBA as it is borng to watch and most of the players look like they belong to some gang. Sadly the tatoo gangster mentality is infecting other sports as well.

Name:	MrHodja -	Reply
Subject:	What sport does he play?
Date:	7/9/2014 10:25:16 AM

I am told he is the Djibouti tiddlywinks champion for three years running.