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Condor
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Free Kittens
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4/7/2008 12:36:21 PM
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Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car.
"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even
open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democrats" says Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens
The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.
"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today."
"yes sir, "Suzy said, "they're REPUBLICAN kittens."
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
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Lady
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Free Kittens
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4/7/2008 11:00:42 PM
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For anyone who is not familiar with kittens/cats, I would suggest that they are really Independents!
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CAT BOAT
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Free Kittens
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4/8/2008 6:40:17 PM
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I wonder if I am demo. or repub...... being a CAT. I'll tell you one danm thing, I sure as h3ll aint free!
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Pier Pressure
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Free Kittens
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4/9/2008 3:21:04 PM
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I have spend over two years over seas, and minus the time I was in "Southwest Asia" I never felt more "Free".
Coming home the first time, I have never felt more repressed... I had spent 15 months in a foreign land serving my country where gambling (on-base), topless beaches, no drinking age (on-base), and no speed limit were the norm. Upon my return I became a criminal for these same actions...
The people did not "abuse" those freedoms because those things were not "Taboo" to them....
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